Showing posts with label starmaster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label starmaster. Show all posts

2.11.2009

StarMaster!

This is the StarMaster joystick. Nothing, special and not much to it. It's a basic phallic looking accessory. Very similar to the Atari 2600 controller.
It looks like if you put batteries in it maybe it would vibrate. Perhaps I can write the company and suggest having the name changed to The Porn-StarMaster-Bater... I don't know.
Other than being the subject of various dog penis jokes, this control did not amuse me.
Any good jokes anyone?